{"id":102699,"date":"2015-11-01T11:00:49","date_gmt":"2015-11-01T09:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/?p=102699"},"modified":"2015-10-30T17:48:42","modified_gmt":"2015-10-30T15:48:42","slug":"top-10-most-ridiculous-excuses-to-get-off-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/business\/102699\/top-10-most-ridiculous-excuses-to-get-off-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 most ridiculous excuses to get off work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes we need to catch up on some much-needed sleep &#8211; or perhaps there&#8217;s a TV series on the list to binge watch &#8211; whatever the reason, there are times we&#8217;re tempted to just call in sick.<\/p>\n<p>A new survey by US online job marketplace, Career Builder, finds that over 38% of employees there have called in sick over the past year, despite not being sick at all. This is a marked increase from 28% in 2014.<\/p>\n<p>Some employees are even compelled to come up with creative excuses to get out of work for a day.<\/p>\n<p>Career Builder highlighted the most common excuses over the past year:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>27% said they had a doctor\u2019s appointment;<\/li>\n<li>27% said they just didn\u2019t feel like going;<\/li>\n<li>26% said they needed to relax;<\/li>\n<li>21% said they needed to catch up on sleep; and<\/li>\n<li>12% blamed bad weather.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Despite a majority of respondents indicating they&#8217;re entitled to paid time off, they still said they felt obligated to make an excuse.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;While most employers claim to trust their employees, one in three employers (33%) have checked to see if an employee was telling the truth after calling in sick this year, compared to 31% last year,&#8221; the group said.<\/p>\n<p>Of these employers, asking to see a doctor\u2019s note was the most popular way to find out of the absence was based in truth (67%), followed by calling the employee (49%) and checking the employee\u2019s social media posts (32%).<\/p>\n<p>Career Builder asked employers what crazy excuses they were given by employees over the past year &#8211; and\u00a0these are the top 10:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Employee claimed his grandmother poisoned him with ham.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Ham.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102721\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Ham.png\" alt=\"Ham\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Ham.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Ham-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Employee was stuck under the bed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Stuck-under-bed.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102715\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Stuck-under-bed.png\" alt=\"Stuck under bed\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Stuck-under-bed.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Stuck-under-bed-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Employee broke his arm reaching to grab a falling sandwich.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Fallen-sandwich.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102719\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Fallen-sandwich.png\" alt=\"Fallen sandwich\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Fallen-sandwich.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Fallen-sandwich-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Employee said the universe was telling him to take a day off.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Universe-message.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102709\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Universe-message.png\" alt=\"Universe message\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Universe-message.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Universe-message-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Employee\u2019s wife found out he was cheating. He had to spend the day retrieving his belongings from the dumpster.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Cheating.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102717\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Cheating.png\" alt=\"Cheating\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Cheating.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Cheating-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Employee poked herself in the eye while combing her hair.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Eye-poke.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102713\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Eye-poke.png\" alt=\"Eye poke\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Eye-poke.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Eye-poke-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Employee said his wife put all his underwear in the washer.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Washing.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102705\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Washing.png\" alt=\"Washing\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Washing.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Washing-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Employee said the meal he cooked for a department potluck didn\u2019t turn out well.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Dangerous-food.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102707\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Dangerous-food.png\" alt=\"Dangerous food\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Dangerous-food.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Dangerous-food-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Employee was going to the beach because the doctor said he needed more vitamin D.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Vitamin-D.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102711\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Vitamin-D.png\" alt=\"Vitamin D\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Vitamin-D.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Vitamin-D-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>10. Employee said her cat was stuck inside the dashboard of her car.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a  data-lightbox=\"post-image\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Cat-dashboard.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-102703\" src=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Cat-dashboard.png\" alt=\"Cat dashboard\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Cat-dashboard.png 600w, https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Cat-dashboard-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\">More on\u00a0excuses<\/h3>\n<p><strong><a title=\"Permalink to Most common excuses for using mobile devices while driving\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/general\/94117\/most-common-excuses-for-using-mobile-devices-while-driving\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Most common excuses for using mobile devices while driving<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a title=\"Permalink to Outrageous sickie excuses\" href=\"http:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/general\/50697\/outrageous-sickie-excuses\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Outrageous sickie excuses<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are times we&#8217;re tempted to just call in sick to work and take the day off &#8211; but try not to use these completely ridiculous excuses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":102725,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9872],"tags":[10729,26,10727],"class_list":["post-102699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business","tag-career-builder","tag-headline","tag-sick-excuses"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102699"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102751,"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102699\/revisions\/102751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/102725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/businesstech.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}