Most annoying work phrases

 ·22 Dec 2014

Best-selling author and strategist, Bernard Marr, has provided a list of  phrases most likely to make you want to scream when you hear them come out the mouths of your work colleagues.

“I reckon every office or workplace has one of those people that are just full of jargon-ridden management drivel,” Marr said.

Are you surrounded by people who annoyingly can’t get enough of the management gobbledygook and who utter one jargon buzzword after another?

Are your meetings buzzing with so much management lingo that you find it hard to get to the real meaning of what is being said?

“The problem I have with these phrases is that they sound so pretentious and often are counter-productive because they irritate people so much and deflect from the real meaning.”

These are Marr’s top 30 most irritating jargon phrases used at work:

  1. Going forward
  2. Drill-down
  3. End of play
  4. Touch base
  5. It’s on my radar
  6. No brainer
  7. Best of breed
  8. Low hanging fruit
  9. Reach out
  10. Dive deeper
  11. Think outside the box
  12. Positive momentum
  13. On my plate
  14. At the end of the day
  15. Run the numbers
  16. Touch points
  17. Keep your eye on the ball
  18. Back to the drawing board
  19. Get the ball rolling
  20. Bang for your buck
  21. Close the deal
  22. When the rubber hits the road
  23. Shift paradigm
  24. Move the needle
  25. Game-changing
  26. Move the goal post
  27. Value added
  28. Win-win
  29. Across the piece
  30. All hands on deck

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